IntroductionStrip poker – the game of
games, the sport of kings. Or
rather, the sport of shitfaced
fun-loving pervs.
And why not? Whoever thought
of combining cards with the
removal of clothing was truly
inspired. Poker played for cash can be
a slippery slope to penury and
ruin, but when the stakes are
the underwear of your really hot
flatmate, it can be the start of a
wonderful new level to your,
ahem, friendship.
If you want to see more of your
friends, here’s your chance.
This little book supplies you
with everything you need to get
you going. Basic rules, hints
and tips and most important,
how to get people to join in, then how to get them where
you want them – butt naked –
while losing nothing more
yourself than a pair of socks.
What a great name
Yeah, isn’t it? It does exactly
what it says on the tin: you
know that you’re in for some
poker and some stripping.
Wouldn’t it be useful if other
games were as straightforward?
Take cricket: until you play you
haven’t the first clue that you’re
in for a whole load of standing
around in a wooden shed
waiting for the rain to stop; Rugby: the last thing you
expect is to spend the rest of
your life as a quadriplegic.